.   .   .   .   .   .  F E B R U A R Y  6 Depressing Children's Stories LANCE AND HIS RECURRING VANISHING PANTS DREAM By Randy Fairbanks.   .   .  F E B R U A R Y  27 Invaders of the Underworld A story that Philip Cuizon wrote when he was about eleven years-old.   .   .  F E B R U A R Y  20 All My Pets Died Jessica Hundley says goodbye.   .   .  F E B R U A R Y  13 Bloodshed Wall Drink. Dance. Drink. Dance. Drink. Drink. Drink. Sleep. A happy night with Neto Musica.   .   .  F E B R U A R Y  6 Depressing Children's Stories LANCE AND THE ADVENTURES OF HIS RESTLESS SHADOW By Randy Fairbanks.   .   .  J A N U A R Y  30 Windy Day Poetry and wellness from Dr. Rowen Riverspring.   .   .  J A N U A R Y  23 Blasted Souls A film treatment by the Jed Brain Rehab Center.   .   .  J A N U A R Y  16 The Tormented Mind of The Pharmacist Sorrow lurks among the pills. By Jim Hogshire.   .   .  J A N U A R Y  9 Depressing Children's Stories LANCE AND HIS ATTEMPT TO CONTROL OTHERS THROUGH HYPNOSIS By Randy Fairbanks.   .   .  J A N U A R Y  2 1986 Paul Vee looks back. What he sees is a bunch of cops and some wet dope.   .   .  D E C E M B E R  26 Nazi Christmas Sometimes Christmas is bad. By David Shapiro.   .   .  D E C E M B E R  19 Authors Anonymous Phil Dray can help you quit.   .   .  D E C E M B E R  12 Depressing Children's Stories LANCE AND THE IDENTITY SWITCHING GAME By Randy Fairbanks.   .   .  D E C E M B E R  5 How to Write Your Own Prescriptions By Jim Hogshire.   .   .  N O V E M B E R  28 Happy Thanksgiving Gobble, gobble, gobble.   .   .  N O V E M B E R  21 Caveman Stay in your hole. By Jesse Gordon.   .   .  N O V E M B E R  14 Depressing Children's Stories LANCE AND THE NEW VENTRILOQUISM STORE By Randy Fairbanks.   .   .  N O V E M B E R  7 Toxic Map A neighborhood with lots of unpleasant stuff.   .   .  O C T O B E R  30 Halloween '97 This is what it's all about.   .   .  O C T O B E R  23 How to Raise a Dog That Bites A message from the JED BRAIN REHAB CENTER   .   .  O C T O B E R  1 7 Depressing Children's Stories LANCE AND THE INCREDIBLE, DEATH-DEFYING BLOCKHEAD By Randy Fairbanks.   .   .  O C T O B E R  10 How to Get Rid of Your Trash ByJim Hogshire   .   .  O C T O B E R  3 Philistine Prophecies Marisa Bowe is punished for loving "Valley of the Dolls."   .   .  S E P T E M B E R  2 6 Lester's Honeymoon A musical vacation starring the Pope, a lobster, some birds, and an inflatable lady. Brought to you by Phil Dray.   .   .  S E P T E M B E R  1 9 Depressing Children's Stories LANCE AND THE GIANT, GREEN, FIRE-BREATHING SEA SERPENT COSTUME By Randy Fairbanks.   .   .   .  Back to STRIP MALL   .   .