Maybe you or someone you love has made the mistake of wanting to be a writer. Nurtured as an impressionable undergraduate on The Lost Generation, Kerouac, or McInerney, you've wasted your youth pursuing a ridiculous chimera and now you are convinced that THERE IS NO HOPE!
BUCK UP!!!!You're not alone. Today there IS something you can do! There IS a way back from this
""the easy-to-follow course by Dr. Lionel Brickus, professor of Psychology at Columbia University, shows how you can BEAT THE WRITING DEMON using the exclusive "Write-No-More" program. Here's how it works:

STEP 1: RECOGNIZE THE EARLY TELL-TALE SIGNS

THINKING YOUR OWN LIFE IS MORE INTERESTING THAN EVERYONE ELSE'S.

DEVELOPING A WEAKNESS FOR THE SHORT STORIES OF EUDORA WELTY, BUYING THE CHARTERHOUSE OF PARMA, THE MILL ON THE FLOSS, OR OTHER PENGUIN CLASSICS.

MEETING FRIENDS AT "CAFES."


 STEP 2: LEARN TO STOP

SUBMITTING SHORT STORIES TO THE NEW YORKER.

CONSIDERING ATTENDING WRITER'S WORKSHOPS.

WRITING THINGS DOWN IN A NOTEBOOK.
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DON'T DESPAIR! You too can learn to
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AND NOW THERE IS A ...FOR CHILDREN."

Nip the writing urge in the bud while there is still time for that special young person you love to make intelligent career choices about college, graduate school, or the armed forces. "The writing problem often originates in childhood," Dr. Brickus explains, "when a well-meaning parent instinctively praises their child's literary efforts. Innocently enough, tremendous damage is done, creating expectations that can never be fulfilled. Put a football, a Game Boy, in your child's hands...anything! Television in particular has proven to be a wonderful alternative to books and the false world they promote."