I am sexy and voluptuous. I didn't know I was a saucy maiden singing my Siren song. And holding a live lobster. Fits in with my Maine Lobster Farming Vocation.

"How long you staying in town?" I'm asked.

"Two weeks," I say. "Have you drawn any famous people?"

He thinks. "I drew a major league pitcher once." Pauses. "And an actor who's been in a lot of movies with famous actors."

"Wow!"

"How long you staying in town?" I'm asked again.

He's forgotten already. Where did the love go?!