The average price of a Fisherman's Wharf caricature is $3.00. This was the only sketch that cost me $4.00 ("$4.00 a head" in sketchguy talk). The old man who drew it didn't seem to have any customers (perhaps due to his inflated price). In fact, he seemed startled when I asked to be sketched.

"Can you draw me on a pogo stick, please?"

"Sure." No questions asked.

"Can you also have me saying the words 'I'm So Bad!'?"

Again, no questions asked.


INTERPRETATION:
Looking stupid will cost you.