"I'm Karl. I'm from Germany. One sketch for Karl!"

"Where in Germany are you from?"

"Strudleberg. It's outside of Doodlesberg."

He sketches away. I scowl, making the angriest face I can.

"Don't you want to smile, Karl?"

"DO-NOT-DRAW-ME-SMILING!!"

Despite my protests, in the finished product, I'm pictured with an impish Mona Lisa grin. And for no apparent reason, I'm on a Wanted poster.