I've become Fabio! Fabio with a large head, riding a charter boat to Alcatraz. Perhaps he draws everyone like Fabio (due to a Fabio fetish)?!

"Are you an artist?" I'm asked.

"No. I work in a Meat Processing Plant."

This virtuoso is a 21-year veteran of Wharf sketch drawing. After finishing my portrait, he immediately puts it in a frame, to make the extra dollar sale. A true pro!