It all started slowly. First, David
   got into crystals and started making
   all this brilliant, hand-wrapped 
   jewelry with them. He read voraciously
   about them,
           
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   the discovery of a book store that 
   used to exist in the East Village
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    a friendship with Esoterica's
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  Soon David was visiting sacred 
   teachers and meeting with monks.
    All of a sudden he was chanting 
     and burning all sorts of 
      crazy-smelling incense and sage. 
       One morning as he was in the 
        shower, "Om"-ing at the top of 
         his lungs and burning about
          a half pound of sage, an annoyed 
           neighbor called the fire 
           department. They broke down 
            our door, catching me taking 
            a piss and David chanting.
  
             David was hooked and I was
             confused. And scared. I guess
             I felt alienated or replaced 
             by this new thing. (I can't
             help it. I'm overly sensitive.)
  
            He also started meditating 
           every day, something I've never
          been able to do. I have the worst
         case of Attention Deficit Disorder
        imaginable. I'll read a book while
       watching TV, at the same time 
      listening to the radio,sketching 
     and talking on the phone. I only shut
    my eyes to sleep and even that usually 
   doesn't last too long. My idea of 
  meditating is closing my eyes on the 
 subway and waiting to see how long 
it takes to get mugged.