I set out to join the infamous club
through a local San Francisco service called "Mile High Airlines,
where couples can copulate in the privacy of a twin engine plane.
I'll be accompanied by my trusty assistant Debra--for scientific
purposes of course. Yes, everything has a price, and for sex
in an airplane, it's $275 a flight.

This ingenious idea came about
when co-owner Tim Battle did
a bit of market research during a road trip
to Disneyland and found out, "Yes! People like having sex in airplanes!"
I made an appointment for 8:30 on a Monday night.
This is going to be the most calculated sex
I've ever had. I'm going to be fornicating
to a flight schedule.
I'm slightly
creepified.