Tim's voice comes over the intercom.

"The plane will be landing soon. Thank you for flying flight 69. I hope you've had a nice flight." Debra and I applaud heartily as the plane makes a perfect landing. We high five. Stupid grins spread clear across our faces. Captain Tim's voice comes back diplomatically over the intercom: "Feel free to have a ten minute warm-down period before leaving." I don't want a warm-down period. I've drunk too much champagne and I really have to use the bathroom. Still, I had a really good time. I'm actually thinking about becoming a frequent flyer. My next goal? Submarines. All in all, this has been a good day at work.

THE END!