In case any reader is thinking of turning red, and trying to seem like a redhead to get all the added benefits (see above), here are a few pluses and minuses to consider first:
You can never be invisible.
You want to avoid your landlord,
or your ex? Forget it.
People always stare at you like you're a creature with three eyes. They also look at your hair, rather than into your eyes. |
You get to be difficult, moody,
silly, sullen. You're allowed to
be yourself in all your moods and
there's no guilt. This is definitely
a plus.
When you get pissed off, your boyfriend doesn't ask you if it's your period. He just thinks it's your hair. |
Old men with Rita Hayworth
still on the brain will smack
their lips at you.
You provoke randy behavior-- even from dogs. |
You don't have to join clubs
or play board games at parties.
You can be a loner and stare at the fire if you like (my biggest plus). |
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Nicknames are spawned monthly for you by your friends, your lover(s), your mailman. | Insecure women won't like you, because red hair is like a red cape in a bullfight arena. It makes male hormones surge. Minus? No, plus. Who needs insecure friends? |
If you happen to have been born a blonde or a brunette, you can pretend to be a redhead, but you'll always be shown up. You've simply had it too easy.