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All at once, the spaceships swooped down into the chasm and retrieved
my corporeal body, still floating in the magma. Then the three pilots
floated from tiny portals in their ships, grabbed me gently, and
placed me down upon the desert floor. One pilot was Bigfoot , one was
Death, and the other was TV personality and international music
sensation John Tesh. "Thank you for saving my life," I murmured, as the spaceships disappeared into the night sky. (My words were slightly muddled because John Tesh had removed my teeth right before taking off. I guess he wanted a sample). The next morning when I awoke, I had teeth in both mouths. Had it all been a dream? But then I noticed the gaming cartridge inserted in my portal, and I remembered that John had played Donkey Kong on me. Miracles do happen...
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