IMPORTANT RANDOM FACTS ABOUT MY WORLD
(I'm not kidding about any of this stuff. I mean it.)

i. Astrological Sign:

ii. Hats that I own:

iii. Preferred sock position:

iv. Number of Cramps t-shirts that I, personally, own:

v. Most prized possession:

vi.Jobs I have held:

vii. Three sentences about my car:

viii. Favorite maxims: