DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE, FOOLISH MORTAL!
I AM DARYOSHATARI!!!
YOU HAVE AGGRAVATED ME WITH THE WORTHLESS TRIFLE OF YOUR EXISTENCE!!
I WILL NOW ENJOY TERMINATING YOU!!!

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PLEASE PRESS YOUR FACE AGAINST THE COMPUTER SCREEN AT ONCE, SO I CAN EXPLODE YOUR WEAK AND TINY BRAIN MORE EFFICIENTLY! PREPARE TO DIE!!! |||||||||||||

*ADDED WARNING*

Escaping death may require use of new and exciting Shockwave software. Don't have it? You will die. Computer can't handle it? Daryoshatari will unmercifully crash your system.