I crashed your computer a few weeks ago And threatened to kill you and all who you love. Then I went on vacation, a fortnight of bliss. And now I feel nice--
like a warm, peaceful dove.
So here is a poem of sorrow and thanks. I made it especially for you. I hope you will like it. I hope you will smile. I hope you'll forgive me And that the embarrassment of my belligerence will eventually be corrected. ** {23-X259*: RHYME ERROR} **

Sorry for acting so scary that time. Thank you for your understand-ing. Sorry for getting so hairy and mean. Forgiveness I now am demand-ing ** {QK-8@B~77: DIPLOMACY DEFICIT MALFUNCTION}

I went on vacation to a far away place. In order to rest my connections. Improper construction had altered my function {23-X259*: RHYME ERROR} And rest was necessary to re-correct my operating systems. ** {23-X259*: RHYME ERROR}.**

The poem entitled "My Vacation" deals with Daryoshatari's feelings of loss and regret surrounding the unfortunate demise of this Siamese wonder-boy-computer/human-hybrid's rational functionality. ** {7J(*)LT3: WARNING--OUTSIDE VOICE...PROSE ANALYSIS INFUSION} **